Daily Fortunes

Sep 17, 2006

+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI) + ...
+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI) + + year -= 42; +#endif (From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner)

"If the future navigation system [for interactive...
"If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services on the NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work." (Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications)

"If you want to travel around the world and be invited...
"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system." (By Linus Torvalds)

"[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling...
"[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less abusive.')" (By Matt Welsh)

In most countries selling harmful things like drugs...
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished? (By hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars)

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