Daily Fortunes

Jul 17, 2006

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except...
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley

I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like...
I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed...
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking...
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian

I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy...
I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem.

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