Daily Fortunes

May 20, 2006

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner: Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosums and meet ...

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spain: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Above the enterance to a Cairo bar: Unaccompanied ladies...

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations ...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland: Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons. Five o'clock tea at all hours. In...

Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid. That's...
Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid. That's because they can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into one of those little paper envelopes.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to...
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there? -- Herb Caen

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