Daily Fortunes

Oct 5, 2006

A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.

A boy spent years collecting postage stamps. The girl...
A boy spent years collecting postage stamps. The girl next door bought an album too, and started her own collection. "Dad, she buys everything I've bought, and it's taken all the fun out of it for me. I'm quitting." Don't, son, remember, 'Imitation...

A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance...
A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it.

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines...
A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.

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