Daily FortunesJan 19, 2007
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will...
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me
another book.
"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify...
"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."
-- English Professor
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because...
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University
I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste,...
I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the
sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are
loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
-- Dr. Dwight Van de Vate, Professor of Philosophy,
...
I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know...
I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew.
All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself.
-- Firesign Theatre
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 19, 2007
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