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Jan 23, 2007

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want...
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling...
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong...
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. -- A. Lincoln

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,...
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. -- Jack Handey

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong...
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. -- Oscar Wilde

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