Daily FortunesJan 23, 2007
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want...
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling...
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel
a strong...
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel
a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
-- A. Lincoln
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,...
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct
is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
-- Jack Handey
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong...
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 23, 2007
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