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Jan 24, 2007

He who marries for money ... better be nice to his wife.
He who marries for money ... better be nice to his wife.

It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time.
It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time.

If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.

There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.

Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to lick it.
Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to lick it.
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