Daily Fortunes

Jan 28, 2007

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has...
Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis. It makes sense, when you don't think about it.

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by...
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

Every program has two purposes -- one for which it was written...
Every program has two purposes -- one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.

Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.

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