Daily FortunesOct 12, 2007
If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would...
If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would get expensive
Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much
slower.
If Microsoft built cars, the oil, gas, and alternator warning...
If Microsoft built cars, the oil, gas, and alternator warning lights would
be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.
If Microsoft built cars, seats would force everyone to have...
If Microsoft built cars, seats would force everyone to have the same size
butt.
If Microsoft built cars, the airbag system would say "are...
If Microsoft built cars, the airbag system would say "are you sure?"
before going off.
If Microsoft built cars, If you were involved in a crash,...
If Microsoft built cars, If you were involved in a crash, you would have
no idea what happened.
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 12, 2007
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