Daily FortunesAug 16, 2007
Answers to Last Fortune's Questions:
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Answers to Last Fortune's Questions:
(1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark).
(2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle.
(3) I don't know.
(4) Who cares?
(5) 6 (or maybe 4, or else 3). Mr. Alfred J. Duncan...
Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote...
By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as
difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent.
-- R. Emerson
-- Quoted from a fortune cookie program
(whose author claims,...
Chocolate chip.
Chocolate chip.
DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these...
DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?!
Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system?
You can! Just mail to `fortune' with the fortune you hate most,
and we'll make sure it gets expunged.
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 16, 2007
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