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Aug 7, 2007

HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin,...
HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment was an amendment to the House amendment to...

Humor in th Court: Q: Do you drink when you're on duty? A:...
Humor in th Court: Q: Do you drink when you're on duty? A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.

Humor in the Court: Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses...
Humor in the Court: Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to? A. Oral. Q. How old are you? A. Oral.

Humor in the Court: Q. And who is this person you are speaking...
Humor in the Court: Q. And who is this person you are speaking of? A. My ex-widow said it.

Humor in the Court: Q. Did you ever stay all night with this...
Humor in the Court: Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami? A...

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