Daily FortunesFeb 7, 2007
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
...
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
-- Steven Wright
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright
When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked...
When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one...
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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