Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up... Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.
Nusbaum's Rule:
The more pretentious the corporate... Nusbaum's Rule:
The more pretentious the corporate name, the smaller the
organization. (For instance, the Murphy Center for the
Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted
to IBM, GM, and AT&T.)
O! If I were a fish
I'd lay hap'ly on my dish.
Yes, that's... O! If I were a fish
I'd lay hap'ly on my dish.
Yes, that's my one and only wish --
To be a fish!
For fish don't ever mish;
They needn't flush after they pish!
Yes, and life's just swish, swish, swish,
For all the fish!!!
O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer... O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
O imitators, you slavish herd!
-- Quintus... O imitators, you slavish herd!
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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