Daily Fortunes Jan 23, 2008 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jan 22, 2025
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Jan 23, 2008

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message;...
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.

This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman,...
This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.

This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this...
This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this a machine? I don't talk to machines! [Click]

This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.
This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.

This is NOT a repeat.
This is NOT a repeat.

.
Daily Fortunes for Jan 23, 2008
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031
2025202420232022202120202019201820172016
2015201420142014201320122011201020092008
200720062005       
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes