Daily Fortunes

Apr 23, 2008

Nobody shot me. -- Frank Gusenberg, his last...
Nobody shot me. -- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. Only Capone kills like that. -- George...

Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving...
Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving a child in order for presidents to make wars, for governments to feed on the substance of their people, for insurance companies to cheat the young and rob the old. -- Lewis Lapham

Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen...
Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's different. -- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P. O'Brien, instructions...

Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to...
Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.

Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until...
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.

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