Daily Fortunes

Sep 8, 2008

A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half...
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike

A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical...
A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical question: If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use? ...

A Hen Brooding Kittens A friend informs us that he...
A Hen Brooding Kittens A friend informs us that he saw at the Novato ranch, Marin county, a few days since, a hen actually brooding and otherwise caring for three kittens! The gentleman upon whose premises this strange event is transpiring says the hen adopted...

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