Freebsd Fortunes 4

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
                -- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of
                   the idea of a doomsday machine.
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."
                -- "Friday's Child", when asked to help the very pregnant
                   Ellen up a steep incline.
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
                -- Devil in the Dark", when asked to patch up the Horta.
"I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
                -- "Mirror, Mirror", when asked by Scotty for help in
                   Engineering aboard the ISS Enterprise.
"I'm a doctor, not a coalminer."
                -- "The Empath", on being beneath the surface of Minara 2.
"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist."
                -- "City on the Edge of Forever", on Edith Keeler's remark
                   that Kirk talked strangely.
"I'm no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor."
                -- "The Deadly Years", to Spock while trying to cure the
                   aging effects of the rogue comet near Gamma Hydra 4.
"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?"
                -- "The Corbomite Maneuver", when Kirk rushed off from a
                   physical exam to answer the alert.

I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on
a sports jacket and take off my brain.

I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.  And I want to
 thank everyone for making this night necessary.
                -- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor

I'm all for computer dating, but I
wouldn't want one to marry my sister.

I'm also inclined to believe that if you wait long enough, you will
eventually have more than 255 of almost *anything*....
                -- A. Lyman Chapin

I'm always looking for a new idea that
will be more productive than its cost.
                -- David Rockefeller

I'm an artist.
But it's not what I really want to do.
What I really want to do is be a shoe salesman.
I know what you're going to say --
"Dreamer!  Get your head out of the clouds."
All right!  But it's what I want to do.
Instead I have to go on painting all day long.

The world should make a place for shoe salesmen.
                -- J. Feiffer

I'm an evolutionist; I refuse to believe
that I could have been created by man.

"I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead

I'm dying beyond my means.
                -- Oscar Wilde, his last words, while sipping champagne