Daily Fortunes

Jan 5, 2012

Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure? A: Because...
Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure? A: Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead.

Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker...
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: Warning label.

Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products in a trashcan? A:...
Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products in a trashcan? A: A darned good start.

No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation...
No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation of this message. If you are using a Microsoft product to view it, BEWARE! - I'm not responsible for any harm you might encounter as a result.

In most countries selling harmful things like drugs...
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?

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