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Jan 2, 2012

You will be surprised by a loud noise.
You will be surprised by a loud noise.

You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare...
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

You will feel hungry again in another hour.
You will feel hungry again in another hour.

You will lose your present job and have to become a door...
You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.

You will think of something funnier than this to add to...
You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.
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