Daily FortunesApr 5, 2012
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand...
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what,
exactly, make people laugh. That's why they were called "wise men." All the
other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with spears, and the
wise men were back in the cave saying:...
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end...
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the
Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an
utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose...
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
-- Bill...
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
-- Bill Cosby
First, a few words about tools.
Basically, a tool is an object...
First, a few words about tools.
Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the
laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure
yourself. Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever
walking down...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in
the same room and let them fight it out.
-- Steven Wright
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 5, 2012
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