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Jan 13, 2012

What happened last night can happen again.
What happened last night can happen again.

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from...
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. -- Dave Barry

What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin...
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore -- And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over -- Like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags Like a heavy load. Or does it explode? --...

What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.

What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up...
What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?

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