Daily Fortunes

Jan 14, 2012

The modern child will answer you back before you've said...
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything. -- Laurence J. Peter

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me...
The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. -- Nicol Williamson

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even...
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.

"The more data I punch in this card, the lighter...
"The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost." -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"

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