Daily FortunesJun 6, 2014
"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them...
"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously."
- Doctor Graper
Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates...
Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic
functions of a computer.
- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States...
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation,
indivisible,
with liberty
and justice for all.
- Francis Bellamy, 1892
People think my friend George is weird because he wears...
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his
ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
-- Steven Wright
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this...
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 6, 2014
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