Daily Fortunes

Apr 6, 2014

James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished...
James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be universally recognized. -- Tom Stoppard

James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's...
James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life, "If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general."

Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call...
Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back east here: TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium -- we call it a medium because nothing's well done. It was discovered, I suppose you've...

Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club...
Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account. You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up! -- "The Rockford Files"

Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo...
Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay you the five-hundred I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back! -- "The Rockford Files"

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