Daily Fortunes

Dec 24, 2015

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should governments have...
Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should governments have all the fun?

Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May,...
Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May, 1907: "Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour unless the motorist sees a bailiff who does not appear to have had a drink in 30 days, when the driver will be permitted to make...

Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never...
Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.

LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born...
LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.

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