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Dec 17, 2015

If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful,...
If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call.

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back,...
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that...
In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself,...
In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. -- Russell Baker

In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original...
In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original. -- Bruton

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