Daily Fortunes

Mar 23, 2015

God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.
God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.

God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that...
God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment -- but many other things ceased as well. Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche

God did not create the world in 7 days; He screwed around for...
God did not create the world in 7 days; He screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice...
God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak. -- Arab proverb

God gives burdens; also shoulders. Jimmy Carter cited...
God gives burdens; also shoulders. Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why would he lie about...

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