Daily FortunesMar 30, 2015
If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough...
If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an
Engineer, then you're in Business.
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures...
If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures then a career
in chartered accountancy beckons.
-- Advice from the lecturer in the middle of the Stochastic
Systems course.
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink...
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't
get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.
If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door,...
If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door, if you
brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled-
up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and
repeat the sequence.
You will find yourself...
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