Daily FortunesMar 18, 2015
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem...
Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem. You see, during
a portion of Beethovan's Ninth Symphony in which there are no bass violin
parts, one of the bassists always passed a bottle of scotch around. So,
to remind himself that the basses usually required...
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second...
Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the
maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out
in case of emergency. As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty
good baseball player, better than I am,...
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 18, 2015
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