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Aug 23, 2015

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people...
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. -- Will Rogers

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be...
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people. -- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square...
The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants. -- Adam Walinsky

The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group...
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these...
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So,...

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