Daily FortunesOct 31, 2016
It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests...
It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the
manes of horses. The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle
baker's yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest
is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
It has long been known that one horse can run faster
than...
It has long been known that one horse can run faster
than another -- but which one? Differences are crucial.
-- Lazarus Long
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery...
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of
indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
of infanticide.
-- Edmond About
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens,
to argue with...
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens,
to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
-- Marcus Porcius Cato
It is a lesson which all history teaches
wise men, to put trust...
It is a lesson which all history teaches
wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances.
-- Emerson
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 31, 2016
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