Daily Fortunes

Oct 9, 2016

I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and...
I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wit: [131.16d]: ...

I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and...
I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wit: [173.15b]: ...

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness...
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men and women warmer in...

Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give...
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than...
If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty. -- Joseph C. Goulden

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