Daily Fortunes

Oct 2, 2016

YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (Jun 22 -...
YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (Jun 22 - July 22) You've been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel you owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B, Iron, and Malt you get in your beer. Being healthy is admirable but don't...

Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet...
Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"

Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)
Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.

Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.

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