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Sep 1, 2016

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.

"I thought you were trying to get into...
"I thought you were trying to get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."

I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is...
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Fields
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