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Nov 6, 2016

Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.
Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.

Microsoft just released a new product: Microsoft...
Microsoft just released a new product: Microsoft Windows for Windows(TM). The ultimate Windows emulator for the Windows platform! Only $900!

Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)

Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.
Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.

The Windows 98 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.
The Windows 98 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.
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