Daily Fortunes

Nov 2, 2016

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy...
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness...
Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Bringing computers into the home won't change either one,...
Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may revitalize the corner saloon.

British Israelites: The British Israelites believe...
British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.C. ... They further believe that the future can be foretold by...

Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening...
Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.

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