Daily Fortunes

Nov 9, 2016

blithwapping: Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer...
blithwapping: Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes...
Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.

Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories,...
Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the...
Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.

Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't...
Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

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