Daily Fortunes

Nov 7, 2016

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two...
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. -- Fred Allen

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm...
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage

I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini...
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Stephen Wright

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each...
I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally...
I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder. -- M. Gallaher

Daily Fortunes for Nov 7, 2016

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

May

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov