Daily FortunesDec 3, 2016
A Hen Brooding Kittens
A friend informs us that he...
A Hen Brooding Kittens
A friend informs us that he saw at the Novato ranch, Marin county,
a few days since, a hen actually brooding and otherwise caring for three
kittens! The gentleman upon whose premises this strange event is transpiring
says the hen adopted...
A journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef...
A journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef for the recipe.
Retorted the chef, "Sorry, we have the same policy as you journalists, we
never reveal our sauce."
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots...
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed
on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new
game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the
pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered...
A New Way of Taking Pills
A physician one night...
A New Way of Taking Pills
A physician one night in Wisconsin being disturbed by a burglar, and
having no ball or shot for his pistol, noiselessly loaded the weapon with
small, hard pills, and gave the intruder a "prescription" which he thinks
will go...
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure...
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
-- Arthure "Bugs" Baer
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 3, 2016
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