Daily FortunesDec 25, 2016
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G. K...
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Cold, adj.:
When the local flashers are handing...
Cold, adj.:
When the local flashers are handing out written descriptions.
Cold, adj.:
When the politicians walk around with their...
Cold, adj.:
When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own
pockets.
Collaboration, n.:
A literary partnership based on...
Collaboration, n.:
A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the
other fellow can spell.
College football is a game which would be much more interesting...
College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the
faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if
the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms,
legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution...
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