Daily FortunesDec 8, 2016
If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at...
If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
If you give Congress a chance to vote on
both sides of...
If you give Congress a chance to vote on
both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D, Wisconsin
If you go on with this nuclear arms race,
all you are going...
If you go on with this nuclear arms race,
all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
-- Winston Churchill
If you go out of your mind, do it quietly,
so as not to disturb...
If you go out of your mind, do it quietly,
so as not to disturb those around you.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open,...
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are
all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were
swimming.
-- Jack Handey
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