Daily FortunesDec 14, 2016
I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said,...
I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live
around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks."
I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."
She said, "How...
I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having...
I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having a lengthy
argument about what I considered an Odd number.
-- Steven Wright
I was the best I ever had.
-- Woody Allen
I was the best I ever had.
-- Woody Allen
"I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell...
"I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific".
-- Steven Wright
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked...
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?
He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but...
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 14, 2016
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