Daily Fortunes

Feb 6, 2017

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and...
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. -- Robert Benchley

A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. --...
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck

A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel...
A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr. and Mrs. After a very...

A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife...
A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely...

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday...
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Frost

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