Daily Fortunes

Feb 16, 2017

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull...
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to...
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers...
Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.

"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not...
"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?...
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy

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