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Mar 22, 2017

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

"What did you do when the ship sank?" ...
"What did you do when the ship sank?" "I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore."

What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time...
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?

What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them? ...
What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them? -- Roger von Oech

What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.

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