Daily Fortunes

May 22, 2017

Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.

Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them...
Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's when they come over and violate your body space.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite...
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency...
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. -- Franklin P. Jones

Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they...
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. -- Oscar Wilde

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