Daily Fortunes

Feb 22, 2017

Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most...
Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery. -- Richard Henry Dama, "Two Years...

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call...
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. -- Richard Lewis

My godda bless, never I see sucha people. --...
My godda bless, never I see sucha people. -- Signor Piozzi, quoted by Cecilia Thrale

New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number...
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. -- David Letterman

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