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Mar 13, 2017

If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will...
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will exceed all expectations. -- Reverend Chichester

If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,...
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much...
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. -- Albert Camus

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will...
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. -- Edward A. Murphy Jr.

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