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Apr 17, 2017

The more things change, the more they'll never be the same...
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.

The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least...
The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best...
The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke. First prize was ten years in prison; second prize, five years; third prize, three years; and there were six honorable mentions of one year each.

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