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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  828 of 2171

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  829 of 2171

The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke.
First prize was ten years in prison; second prize, five years; third prize,
three years; and there were six honorable mentions of one year each.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  830 of 2171

The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  831 of 2171

The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  832 of 2171

The most advantageous, pre-eminent thing thou canst do is not to
exhibit nor display thyself within the limits of our galaxy, but
rather depart instantaneously whence thou even now standest and
flee to yet another rotten planet in the universe, if thou canst
have the good fortune to find one.
                -- Carlyle
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  833 of 2171

The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common
family name in the world is Chang.  Can you imagine the enormous number
of people in the world named Mohammad Chang?
                -- Derek Wills
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  834 of 2171

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately
in the palpably not true.  It is the chief occupation of mankind.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  835 of 2171

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
                -- American proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  836 of 2171

The most dangerous organization in America today is:

        a) The KKK
        b) The American Nazi Party
        c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  837 of 2171

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in
the country is the one on which you resell it.
                -- J. Brecheux
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